Ajay - On the Road called Life!

Christmas is coming! Here are some jokes to liven up the spirit. Picked these up from DistantHelp Forums, where I am a moderator.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ?
Santa Clues !
Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck !
What do the [...]

I went and collected my Contact Lens today
I am really impressed by them. Since this is the first time I am wearing contacts, I do feel like something in my eye. However, I am sure this feeling will soon go once I get used to it.
I will have to go next Saturday to [...]

Today was a rather boring and expensive day.
Went to college to collect my DCOM notes from Abhimanyu and ended up studing for sometime.
Next, decided to go shopping. Needed to buy glares (thanks to Melody for correcting me here) to use while riding. I am a self-confessed horrible shopper. But, I still set off to Oscars [...]

Went shopping today for stuff for New Year. People usually go for Christmas, however for me Christmas is with my books, so no shopping there.
I bought myself, a new spectacles frame, with anti-glare lens. This isn’t exactly for Xmas or New Year, but the timing is good. I also plan on buying myself contact lens [...]

Found a cute link from a comment on Melody’s blog. It is called Dear Santa
You have to fill in a huge list of details and it frames a really funny letter. Here’s mine below

Dear Santa,
I have been a good boy.
It really wasn’t my fault what happened at Melody’s Christmas party. It was Elvis who [...]

Trust Melody to find something funny!
She found this Naughty and Nice rating. Well here’s mine. What’s really amusing is that I got two different ratings with and without the ‘ in my name. Below are both the images. I really am Super Nice

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I won’t give a detailed explanation of my weekend, but just provide a short description.
Saturday was a kinda long day. Helped Melody and her family to setup their Christmas tree and decorations. These people start early. It also happened to be her mom’s b’day, so I wished her.
Also worked on Glorify-God.com to finalize certain details.
Sunday, [...]

The Microprocessor 3 vivas took place yesterday. They did not happen as I would have liked them to, however, they weren’t all that bad either!
I had the vivas with Ashish and Vidyasagar and we were the fourth batch to go in. The examiner was a female who knew her stuff very well and which was [...]

Melody had given me a CD released by Tabor Ashram called Rain on Me.

I listened to the songs today and they are so beautiful that you have to listen to them. These will be released on the 5th of December, this Friday :grin:. Melody has written the lyrics and composed the music of seven [...]