Marriage anyone?

This is a set of jokes that I keep receiving through email time and time again and they make me laugh everytime I read them. It must be old for you too. But here goes….

Every man should get married some time; after all,
happiness is not the only thing in life!!
- Anonymous

Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others .
- Oscar Wilde

Donâ€™t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
-Scottish Proverb

I donâ€™t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
- Sam Kinison

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
- Anonymous

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didnâ€™t, theyâ€™d be married too.
-H. L. Mencken

Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later;
for another thing, they die earlier.
- H. L. Mencken

A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
- U2

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

I take my wife everywhere,
but she keeps finding her way back to home always.

I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?” She said,”Somewhere I have never been!”
I told her, “How about the kitchen?”

My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?”
Following her down the street I yelled, “No, jump in.”

Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married.
He says “the wedding rings look like minature handcuffsâ€¦..”

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first?
The Dog of courseâ€¦at least heâ€™ll shut up after u let him in!

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