I guess this joke gives you a good idea how I feel!

10 - You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.”

9 - Your friends call to ask how you’ve been, and you immediately scream, “Get off my back, bitch!”

8 - Your garbage can is your inbox.

7 - You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don’t care.

6 - You have so much on your mind, you’ve forgotten how to pee.

5 - Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.

4 - You sleep more at work than at home.

3 - You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.

2 - You blasted your Daily Planner with a .357 Magnum a week ago, but still haven’t been able to miss a meeting.

1 - You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.

Courtesy - AskMen.com

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