Moses, Jesus and an old man were out golfing one day.
Moses drives his ball and it bounced off a tree into a water hazard. So he parted the water and knocked the ball onto the green.
Jesus drives his ball and it bounced off two trees into the water. So he walked on the water and scooped his ball onto the green.
The old man drives his ball, it bounced off a tree into the water, the ball was eaten by a fish, the fish swam to the surface and was picked up by a bird, the bird flew upward and was struck by lightning, it crashed onto the green, the fish flopped out of its mouth, and the ball rolled out of the fish and into the hole.
Moses turned to Jesus and said, “I hate playing with your dad.”
Liked this article? Stay in touch with us! Don't forget to Stumble It!
Grab the site feed or add to your Technorati favs.
Post Details
Related Posts
Some posts related to the post you have just read:
- Another Holiday
- Will you be there at The Resurrection?
- Emmaus Encounter
- Code Words among Catholics
- Praise the Lord!
- The Feast of the Pentecost
Search this site for Related Posts
Recent Posts
Previous and Next
Latest Five
Subscribe
Archives
Links
Support the Development
Donations Received
Advertise
Comment Policy
Home
Sitemap
August 10th, 2006 at 11:37 pm
Jokes man, really funny. I’m gonna have to nick this. Oh! and thanks for the comment, when is your Birthday m8? Do me an email so I don’t miss it eh!!
August 11th, 2006 at 7:51 am
Birthday is next week…. now you have to read my blog
March 20th, 2007 at 9:53 am
I will have to use that joke with my father in law. Thanks!
August 3rd, 2007 at 3:28 am
Nice joke, would go down on my website.