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Nov 3 / Ajay

When Newton was in a “romantic” mood he wrote…

Universal law:

“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; it can only be transfered from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money.”

First law:

“A boy in love with a girl, continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continues to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent (read brother or father of the gal) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.”

Second law:

“The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same as the increment or decrement of the bank balance.”

Third law:

“The force applied while proposing to a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.”

 

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  1. Luminus / Nov 3 2006

    True, true, oh! so true

  2. Melody / Nov 3 2006

    :) You seemed in a terrific mood today! Thx for dropping in (was so good to see you after so long!) And thx for bringing the mouse, you guys are so cute together!

    PS: Am still angry about you know what.

  3. Ajay / Nov 3 2006

    I’m always in a terrific mood. Thanks, she will read this soon :)

  4. Marise / Nov 4 2006

    so how many of these laws have u experienced?

  5. L'il Mouse / Nov 4 2006

    Merci beaucoup Melody …. enjoyed the time spent at ur place ….. and totally loved ur doggies :)

  6. Avinash / Nov 5 2006

    lol The third rule was funny (scary too. I’m glad to know that I showed these rules to my girl friend *after* proposing her.) :P

  7. Ajay / Nov 5 2006

    And what did she say about them?

  8. Avinash / Nov 13 2006

    @Ajay: Though I can’t remember everything that she said, I do remember her monster laugh. :|

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