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Jul 30 / Ajay

Sarcasm II

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  1. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
  2. Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield.
  3. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
  4. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
  5. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
  6. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
  7. Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.
  8. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
  9. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
  10. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
 

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  1. Shine / Aug 8 2007

    Haha! 1,3,7 & 9 are particularly true. And I laughed out loud at 3, brilliant!

  2. Vijay / Aug 9 2007

    Frankly, most of these make absolute sense in a way. I loved 1,3 and 8..

  3. Luke / Aug 18 2007

    Great post! I particularly liked these:

    The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

    There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

    Both I can say from experience are very true, and unfortunately for myself (and a lot of people) learnt the hard way..

  4. Dave RH / Aug 20 2007

    vis a vis #6… you know what they say: Happy wife, happy life! :)

  5. Artem / Aug 20 2007

    Third chapter is really good. Especially it consider of women.

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