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Aug 4 / Ajay

Which Indian city… ?

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Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and. They start arguing about who’s right.
You are in KOLKATA

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That’s MUMBAI

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.
That’s DELHI

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are in AMRITSAR

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn’t stop b’cos of a bug in the program.
That’s BANGALORE

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that “AMMA” doesn’t like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That’s CHENNAI

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being friends.
You are in GOA

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea-stall & a thattukada (dhaba)…
U R NOW IN KERALA

 

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  1. Binny V A / Aug 4 2007

    I am from Kerala and I can say that you are wrong about Kerala. Atleast 3 people will set up shop if there is a crowd ;-)

  2. Sree Prakash / Aug 5 2007

    I am also from Kerala. You are right and all of the people in the crowd have mobile phones and they will never call the Police…They just watch the show.

  3. Marise / Aug 5 2007

    ok …..where are the pictures you promised

  4. RAHUL / Aug 5 2007

    Quite right about Kolkata, Mumbai and Delhi, others I am not aware of. In short of all the cities Delhi is the worst and Goa takes the cake. :-)

  5. Vijay / Aug 9 2007

    I am sure that the scenario wont end with peace being made, in chennai. The 50 more persons arriving makes more sense now-a-days :D

  6. Sweet Goan / Nov 6 2007

    Very accurate about Goans! They will drink your booze, verbally and poignantely abuse you and then shake your hands too. That’s harmony, all in balance!

  7. Jalaj / Jan 21 2008

    I will keep this as a reference while visiting these places (except Mumbai where I am) to anticipate the result beforehand and keep me in gaining situation.

    For Kerala please let me know what things from Mumbai will sell there instantly, I will remember to take that with me in 50 or more nos.

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