Dilbert One Liners – Quotes that make you go hmmm…

They may not even be from Dilbert, but these are one liners that sure set those rusted wheels up there in motion!

1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.

2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.

3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

4. Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of your time.

5. When everything comes in your way you’re in the wrong