Ajay - On the Road called Life!

An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself: “What majestic trees!” “What powerful rivers!” “What beautiful animals!”
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charging towards him. He ran as fast as he could [...]

1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely [...]

If you enjoyed my previous post on English, then I’m sure this is going to tickle your linguistic buds.
English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while [...]

If you thought, you were really good at English, especially in your pronunciations, then how about giving this a shot?

The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse .
We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead [...]

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and. They start arguing about who’s right.
You are in KOLKATA
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That’s MUMBAI
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make [...]

You are a Mangy if…..
1. You desperately try to pass off as a Goan unless you are in the majority.
2. Sunday morning breakfast has to be “neer dosa”
3. Konkani is never spoken, always sung.
4. You’re always looking to marry a Goan or an East Indian.
5. Every other Mangy is a [...]

“A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first.”
“Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.”
“The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody! It will destroy you.”
“There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no Friendship without self-interests. [...]

The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning … cold.
The Ten Commandments would actually be only five … double-spaced and written in a large font.
A new edition would be published every two years in order to limit reselling.
Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn’t cafeteria food. Paul’s letter to the Romans [...]

Received this cartoon from the Mouse.

The hard-worked Geek finally decided to pull himself away from his work and take a vacation. He booked a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life –at least for a while.
Caught in a hurricane his ship went down and was lost instantly. The man found himself swept onto the shore of [...]