Ajay - On the Road called Life!

Received this over email today from my Dad. The email is a bit long but well worth the read:
The Japanese have always loved fresh fish. But the waters close to Japan have not held many fish for decades. So to feed the Japanese population, fishing boats got bigger and went farther than ever. The farther [...]

Received this today via email and it makes this headline all clear!

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person
that wasn’t supposed to ever let you down probably will.
You will have your heart broken probably more than once
and it’s harder every time.
You’ll break hearts too,
so remember how it felt when yours was broken.
You’ll fight with your best friend.
You’ll blame a [...]

This is a really cute email I received a while back, especially in todays times
It goes:
A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald’s one cold winter evening.

So have you decided to shift to Mumbai? Or maybe you just want to talk the talk.
Read on and learn…
English: There’s a minor problem
Hindi: Arre yaar, “Waanda” ho gaya
English: There’s a big problem
Hindi: Arre yaar, “Zol” ho gaya
English: There’s a huge problem
Hindi: Arre yaar, “Raada” ho gaya
English: You’ll be surprised .
Hindi: Ekdam “Hill” jayega [...]

If the Titanic was made in India:
1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship
2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain
3) The movie would be called “Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya”
4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water [...]

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding…
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see… Can I [...]

The following is an actual question given on a Washington State University Student Chemistry mid-term.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the [...]

How many of us guys can identify with this?
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she’ll always have a boyfriend to confirm that
2. The nicer she is…the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks…
4. “95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would always be [...]

A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he saw a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away.
But later, the dog is back again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices he has a note in his mouth. He takes the note and it reads “Can I have [...]