Jokes


Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
It’s always darkest before dawn. So if [...]

You are a Mangy if…..
1. You desperately try to pass off as a Goan unless you are in the majority.
2. Sunday morning breakfast has to be “neer dosa”
3. Konkani is never spoken, always sung.
4. You’re always looking to marry a Goan or an East Indian.
5. Every other Mangy is a [...]

A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out and went to see his Rabbi about it. “I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, it cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian. [...]

This one is on special request…
A woman came out of man’s rib… not from his feet to be walked on, not from his head to be superior over but from his side to be equal, under the arm to be protected and next to the heart to be loved…
If these words were ever considered [...]

The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning … cold.
The Ten Commandments would actually be only five … double-spaced and written in a large font.
A new edition would be published every two years in order to limit reselling.
Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn’t cafeteria food. Paul’s letter to the Romans [...]

Received this cartoon from the Mouse.

Two comics that will brighten up your day… courtesy XKCD and XKCD.

The first gives you a perfect example of overworked electronics engineers and the second is for all of you online!


The hard-worked Geek finally decided to pull himself away from his work and take a vacation. He booked a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life –at least for a while.
Caught in a hurricane his ship went down and was lost instantly. The man found himself swept onto the shore of [...]

Understanding Engineers - Take One
Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when One said, “Where did you get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday, Minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all [...]

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