Ajay - On the Road called Life

Universal law:
“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; it can only be transfered from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money.”
First law:
“A boy in love with a girl, continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continues to be in love with him, until on [...]

Received this today via email and it makes this headline all clear!

A Jewish student was doing well in school in all subjects except for Math. So his parents decide to send him to a private Catholic school.
While there the boy came home from school and studied every day. At the end of the marking period the boy got straight A’s. So his parents asked him, “What [...]

Foreword: If there is one thing I’ve learned in 28 years on this planet is that I really don’t know much but what I have learned is that amongst all the questions and answers in life, sometimes the simplest explanation tends to be the right one. I have prepared the following list of 10 questions [...]

So have you decided to shift to Mumbai? Or maybe you just want to talk the talk.
Read on and learn…
English: There’s a minor problem
Hindi: Arre yaar, “Waanda” ho gaya
English: There’s a big problem
Hindi: Arre yaar, “Zol” ho gaya
English: There’s a huge problem
Hindi: Arre yaar, “Raada” ho gaya
English: You’ll be surprised .
Hindi: Ekdam “Hill” jayega tu
English: [...]

If the Titanic was made in India:
1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship
2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain
3) The movie would be called “Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya”
4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water [...]

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding…
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see… Can I [...]

The following is an actual question given on a Washington State University Student Chemistry mid-term.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the [...]

Was out searching for a sample farewell email as today is my last second-last day at work and stumbled upon this really funny one.
How many of you identify / identified with this?

Moses, Jesus and an old man were out golfing one day.
Moses drives his ball and it bounced off a tree into a water hazard. So he parted the water and knocked the ball onto the green.
Jesus drives his ball and it bounced off two trees into the water. So he walked on the water and [...]