Ajay - On the Road called Life

If you enjoyed my previous post on English, then I’m sure this is going to tickle your linguistic buds.
English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while [...]

If you thought, you were really good at English, especially in your pronunciations, then how about giving this a shot?

The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse .
We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead [...]

Received this as a forward. I don’t know how far this is true… but it sure was fun reading!
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.
A lady died this past January, and The Bank billed her [...]

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and. They start arguing about who’s right.
You are in KOLKATA
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That’s MUMBAI
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make [...]

If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
There are two theories [...]

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
It’s always darkest before dawn. So if [...]

You are a Mangy if…..
1. You desperately try to pass off as a Goan unless you are in the majority.
2. Sunday morning breakfast has to be “neer dosa”
3. Konkani is never spoken, always sung.
4. You’re always looking to marry a Goan or an East Indian.
5. Every other Mangy is a far off relation.
6. You’re [...]

I found somebody to help me with my typing of the book. The person was none other than my mother who helped with a great deal of typing. And in return I cooked a portion of Sunday lunch.
I hunted around for a prawns recipe and found a Ginger Prawn Recipe. As usual we made some [...]

A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out and went to see his Rabbi about it. “I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, it cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian. [...]

One word: CUTE!

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