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Mon 12 May 2008

Code Words among Catholics

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AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.
BULLETIN: Your receipt for attending Mass.
CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Parish to lip-sync.
HOLY WATER: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.
HYMN: A song of praise usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation’s range.
RECESSIONAL [...]

Sun 8 Apr 2007

Happy Easter!

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Happy Easters to all the readers of my blog. Thanks for your continued patronage and comments.
And if you ever wondered how old Jesus was when he died, then this little B.C. Cartoon from My Yahoo! should answer that for you

Mon 7 Aug 2006

Holy Golf

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Moses, Jesus and an old man were out golfing one day.
Moses drives his ball and it bounced off a tree into a water hazard. So he parted the water and knocked the ball onto the green.
Jesus drives his ball and it bounced off two trees into the water. So he walked on the water and [...]

Tue 14 Feb 2006

He gave his heart to His valentine

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My Valentine
He gave his heart to His valentine
“He heals the brokenhearted And binds up their wounds”. (Psalm 147:3)
Levlyn was a very proud youth. He loved his heart and cherished over its goodness. Once Jesus appeared to Levlyn and asked him, “Levlyn will you give your heart to me?”
Levlyn very coolly replied, “I don’t want to [...]