Ajay - On the Road called Life

An amazing slideshow from Forbes.com

If the Titanic was made in India:
1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship
2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain
3) The movie would be called “Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya”
4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water [...]

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding…
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see… Can I [...]

The following is an actual question given on a Washington State University Student Chemistry mid-term.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the [...]

Was out searching for a sample farewell email as today is my last second-last day at work and stumbled upon this really funny one.
How many of you identify / identified with this?

Moses, Jesus and an old man were out golfing one day.
Moses drives his ball and it bounced off a tree into a water hazard. So he parted the water and knocked the ball onto the green.
Jesus drives his ball and it bounced off two trees into the water. So he walked on the water and [...]

How many of us guys can identify with this?
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she’ll always have a boyfriend to confirm that
2. The nicer she is…the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks…
4. “95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would always be in [...]

A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he saw a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away.
But later, the dog is back again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices he has a note in his mouth. He takes the note and it reads “Can I have 12 [...]

A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn’t want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe.
So she had an idea of how to handle it. She asked a neighbour, Mrs. Goodnest, if [...]

I don’t know how far this is true, but why not?
Wipro chairman Mr. Ajim Premji’s comment on reservation:
I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this.
Let’s start the reservation with our cricket team. We should have 10 percent reservation for muslims. [...]