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Fri 3 Nov 2006

When Newton was in a “romantic” mood he wrote…

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Universal law:
“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; it can only be transfered from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money.”
First law:
“A boy in love with a girl, continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continues to be in love with him, until on [...]

Tue 21 Feb 2006

Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State…

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LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands [...]