Kudos to Sachin Tendulkar on scoring the first 200 in International cricket. We watched his performance and it was one well deserved 200. Unfortunately for hi, when he had his appraisal, here’s what happened!

200 Runs/ 147Balls / 25×4 / 3×6

Agree you have done GREAT BUT BUT BUT BUT

25 x 4s = 100

3 x 6s = 18

It implies that you scored 118 Runs in 28 Balls.

And 12 x 2s = 24

58 x 1s = 58

IT means you scored all 200 Runs in only 98 balls

So you have wasted 147-98 = 49 balls

Considering only 1 run scored on each of these balls you could have earned 49 valuable additional contribution FOR OUR TEAM

MANAGER’S COMMENT:

So you only met the expectations and NOT EXCEEDING (so what if no one else in our team did it) and your Grade is C

Areas for Improvement for Sachin : Learn from how to STEAL singles. ( you better know what I mean stealing single )

1. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
3. I would not allow this employee to breed.
4. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won’t be.
5. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
6. When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
7. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
8. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
9. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
10. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
11. This employee should go far-and the sooner he starts, the better.
12. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
13. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t watching.
14. A room temperature IQ.
15. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
16. A gross ignoramus — 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
17. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
18. A prime candidate for natural deselection.
19. Bright as Alaska in December.
20. One-celled organisms out score him in IQ tests.
21. Donated his body to science before he was done using it.
22. Fell out of the family tree.
23. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.
24. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
25. He’s so dense, light bends around him.
26. If brains were taxed, he’d get a rebate.
27. If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.
28. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.
29. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
30. It’s hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
31. One neuron short of a synapse.
32. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
33. Takes him 1 1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
34. Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

Firstly my apologies to dog lovers. Am just using the phrase.

Ever since Hutch took over Orange in Mumbai, the future doesn’t seem so bright anymore!

Besides getting rather erratic signal, I’ve experienced loads of cross connection problems. And this hasn’t happened to just me!

What is even more surprising is that a full signal drops several units the moment I answer a call!

Technology usually gets better with time. Here we are actually seeing a drop in performance!

I’ve been using Hutch for over five years now and this number for two, and so am a little reluctant to shift
But, if I have to, I will!

Let me know your experiences with Hutch. I don’t think we can do much about it, but maybe some bad publicity may wake them up?