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Mon 28 Jul 2008

George Carlin’s Views on Aging

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Are these George Carlin’s views on aging? All you old people out there, are they true?
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than 10 years old, you’re so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
‘How old are you?’ [...]

Sat 17 Mar 2007

Chanakya’s Quotes … the bitter truth?

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“A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first.”
“Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.”
“The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody! It will destroy you.”
“There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no Friendship without self-interests. [...]

Tue 12 Sep 2006

Never explain

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Never explain — your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
- Elbert Hubbard
US author (1856 - 1915)

Thu 7 Sep 2006

About Work

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Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.
- Robert Benchley
US actor, author, & humorist (1889 - 1945)

Wed 14 Dec 2005

Marriage anyone?

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This is a set of jokes that I keep receiving through email time and time again and they make me laugh everytime I read them. It must be old for you too. But here goes….
Every man should get married some time; after all,
happiness is not the only thing in life!!
- Anonymous
Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It [...]