A Scottish tradesman, a painter called Jack, was very interested in making extra money where he could. So he often would thin down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time. Eventually the Presbyterian Church decided to do a big restoration job [...]
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Thu 29 Nov 2007
Wed 28 Nov 2007
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote “Revelation 3:20″ on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering [...]
Wed 10 Oct 2007
An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself: “What majestic trees!” “What powerful rivers!” “What beautiful animals!”
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charging towards him. He ran as fast as he could [...]
Sat 14 Apr 2007
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out and went to see his Rabbi about it. “I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, it cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian. [...]
Tue 6 Mar 2007
The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning … cold.
The Ten Commandments would actually be only five … double-spaced and written in a large font.
A new edition would be published every two years in order to limit reselling.
Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn’t cafeteria food. Paul’s letter to the Romans [...]
Sun 7 Jan 2007
This is one email I’ve received time and again and it never stops me thinking. I don’t know if it is actually a true story as claimed. Guess the only person to answer it is the man himself. Want to know who? Read the story
Here it is:
Tue 7 Nov 2006
Update: For those who read this before, I have corrected the poem. The incorrect version is stated to be by Maya Angelou. The actual poem is written by Carol Wimmer. You can read the history on her site as well as Urban Legends.
Here is the original version:
When I say, “I am a Christian,” I’m [...]
Sun 22 Oct 2006
Sunday so far hasn’t been a very enjoyable Sunday
For one I had a very disturbed sleep and I probably know the reason why.
As a result I was rather groggy early morning as I rushed for the 8.30am mass.
George Burns once said:
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and [...]
Wed 4 Oct 2006
A Jewish student was doing well in school in all subjects except for Math. So his parents decide to send him to a private Catholic school.
While there the boy came home from school and studied every day. At the end of the marking period the boy got straight A’s. So his parents asked him, [...]
Tue 18 Jul 2006
A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn’t want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe.
So she had an idea of how to handle it. She asked a neighbour, Mrs. Goodnest, if [...]
