Confucius says… and other jokes
Confucius says War do not determine who right; war determine who left If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient Man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants He who run in front of car…
Ajay on the Road called Life
Blogging, WordPress and Life
Ajay on the Road called Life
Blogging, WordPress and Life
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25 Beautiful Short Phrases
Cool One Liners If you’re too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience. I’m on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a…
Signs of the Time
Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale……. Cheap……. …. no strings attached. Ad In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight … One Lung At A Time! On a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. The more The…
English is a Funny Language – Part III
Did you like the post And you thought English was easy? Well, here is Part III in the series English is a Funny Language. Read Part I and Part II. Before further ado… here’s some more phrases a lexophile would…
Announcements on the London Tube train
A list of actual(?) announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers… 1. ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I know you’re all dying to get home, unless, of course, you…
Dilbert One Liners – Quotes that make you go hmmm…
They may not even be from Dilbert, but these are one liners that sure set those rusted wheels up there in motion! 1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen. 2. A friend in need is a pest…
Performance Reports
1. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity. 3. I would not allow this employee to breed. 4. This…
George Carlin’s Views on Aging
Are these George Carlin‘s views on aging? All you old people out there, are they true? Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than…
Chanakya’s Quotes … the bitter truth?
“A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first.” “Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.” “The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with…