Want to learn Mumbai Hindi?

So have you decided to shift to Mumbai? Or maybe you just want to talk the talk.

Read on and learn…

English: There’s a minor problem
Hindi: Arre yaar, “Waanda” ho gaya

English: There’s a big problem
Hindi: Arre yaar, “Zol” ho gaya

English: There’s a huge problem
Hindi: Arre yaar, “Raada” ho gaya

English: You’ll be surprised .
Hindi: Ekdam “Hill” jayega tu

English: I am going out of this place
Hindi: Chal apun “Kaltii” marta hai.

English: Don’t make a fool of others
Hindi: Dekh, Tu “Shendi” mat laga sabko


English: Just get out of here, you oversmart fool!!
Hindi: Chal e Shaaane, “Hawa” aan de

English: I am not a stupid out here
Hindi: Apun kya “ALIBAUG” se nahi aaya

English: There’s some misunderstanding
Hindi: Arre kuch “Galat Faimili” ho gayi

English: Do u drink daily?
Hindi: Tu kya roz “FULL TO” hota hai?

English: See, You are afraid..
Hindi: Dekh , teri to “FAT” gayi

English: Shall I just bash u?
Hindi: Ek Du kya “Kharcha Pani” ?

English: Just take him into a secret place
Hindi: Use jara “Khopche” me leke ja

English: What a beautiful lady !!
Hindi: Kya “Zakaas Item” hai yaar!!

English: What a sensuous/unexplainably sexy lady!!
Hindi: Kya “Raapchik Maal / Piece” hai yaar!!

English: Don’t just bluff.. OK?
Hindi: E Jyaada “RAAG” mat de..

English: Ya.. she is staring at u.. buddy!!!
Hindi: Kya sahi “LINE” deti hai “Bhiduu”!!

English: Don’t take much tension..
Hindi: Jyaada “LOAD” nahi leneka kya??

English: Your clothes are very awkward!!
Hindi: Kya “ZAGMAG / DHINKCHAAK” pehna tune?

English: I don’t care about it much..!!
Hindi: Abe yaar , “Hata Saawan Ki Ghata”

English: Please don’t overbore me..
Hindi: Jyaada “PAKAA” mat be tu

English: All this must be done without anyone’s notice
Hindi: Sab kaam “SUUMDI” me hona chahiye. kya?

This post was meant as a joke. Most of Mumbai doesn’t speak Hindi like this.

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  • Hi, have been checking ur website after a really long time now. U have posted these mumbaia hindi stuff, but u shd have taken care of the spellings yaar. Kya be tu kuch bhi likhta hai haan?

  • It’s a wee bit difficult to spell Hindi in English. But let’s see what I can do about it…

  • are kyaa baat hai mumu bada maaza aa gaya bole to dil khus ho gaya… great works
    aur bhi ho to plz chipkana bhai..
    lage rago..

  • Bas kya bidu, apun ko laga tum log kuch naya item le ke aayega, yeh to sala MBBS ka mara hua maal hai.

    Chal intukle pintukle apan bhi kalti hota hai



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