Performance Reports
1. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity. 3. I would not allow this employee to breed. 4. This…
Ajay on the Road called Life
Blogging, WordPress and Life
Ajay on the Road called Life
Blogging, WordPress and Life
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How to beat Odds
Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country. The problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she hated flying. No matter how safe people told her it…
Why did the chicken cross the road?
How many times we have heard this question. Here could be a few plausible opinions on the same: BARACK OBAMA : The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change ! The chicken wanted change ! JOHN MC…
George Carlin’s Views on Aging
Are these George Carlin‘s views on aging? All you old people out there, are they true? Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than…
42 phrases a lexophile would love
1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2. Police were called to a day care, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was…
9 things I hate about people
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who…
Code Words among Catholics
AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN: Your receipt for attending Mass. CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Parish to lip-sync. HOLY WATER: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.…
Tendjewberrymud…
It’s amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation… Read aloud for best results. “Tendjewberrymud” Be warned, you’re going to find yourself talking “funny” for a while after reading this. The following is a telephone…
At the ATM Machine
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: ‘Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined…