Blogging, WordPress and Life
Blogging, WordPress and Life
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Slow Dance
Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly’s erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don’t dance so fast.…
Some Laws…
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability:…
Fried Eggs
A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful… Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You’re cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them…
Story of an Atheist
An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself: “What majestic trees!” “What powerful rivers!” “What beautiful animals!” As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look.…
Words of Wisdom
1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.…
English is a Funny Language – Part II
If you enjoyed my previous post on English, then I’m sure this is going to tickle your linguistic buds. English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.…
English is a Funny Language
If you thought, you were really good at English, especially in your pronunciations, then how about giving this a shot? The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that…
Which Indian city… ?
Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and. They start arguing about who’s right. You are in KOLKATA Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them…