Murphy’s Laws
Murphy’s Laws of Computing : 1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to the point… Read More »Murphy’s Laws
Jokes
For programmers…
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better… Read More »For programmers…
Some Murphy’s Laws
Don’t we really hate this guy? Yet another email I received that is worth sharing. Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced, you can’t… Read More »Some Murphy’s Laws
Top 20 Signs That You’ve Been Online Too Long
Well, it is scary coz I can identify myself with some of these :O How about you? Tech Support calls you for help. Someone at… Read More »Top 20 Signs That You’ve Been Online Too Long
It’s all about $10
Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the Midwest and had been married for years. Bob had always wanted to go flying.… Read More »It’s all about $10
Marriage anyone?
This is a set of jokes that I keep receiving through email time and time again and they make me laugh everytime I read them.… Read More »Marriage anyone?
It’s Time To Turn Off Your Computer When…
…You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom, but stop to check your e-mail first. …You name your children Eudora, AOL and… Read More »It’s Time To Turn Off Your Computer When…
Diary: His & Hers
This is an old mail which a pal sent me again today. Thought I should post something funny since it’s been a while, so here goes:
HER DIARY
I asked him what was wrong – he said, “Nothing.” I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him, but he simply smiled and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior; I don’t know why he didn’t say, “I love you too.”
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent.
Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.
I started crying and cried until I fell asleep. I do not know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
Some Christmas Jokes
Christmas is coming! Here are some jokes to liven up the spirit. Picked these up from DistantHelp Forums, where I am a moderator. What do… Read More »Some Christmas Jokes