Category Jokes

Words of Wisdom

1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.…

Dead People and Credit Cards

Credit Cards

Received this as a forward. I don’t know how far this is true… but it sure was fun reading! Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer…

Which Indian city… ?

Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and. They start arguing about who’s right. You are in KOLKATA Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them…

Sarcasm II

If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything. Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. The quickest way to double your money is to fold…

Sarcasm

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. The journey of a thousand…