Category Fun Stuff

Friend For Dinner

“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy…

True friends?

Friends of Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend’s apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl)…

Top 10 Signs You’re Burnt Out

I guess this joke gives you a good idea how I feel! 10 – You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” 9 – Your friends call to ask how you’ve been, and you immediately scream, “Get off my…

Murphy’s Laws

Murphy’s Laws of Computing : 1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete. 3. The first place to look…

For programmers…

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. – Rice Cook

Some Murphy’s Laws

Don’t we really hate this guy? Yet another email I received that is worth sharing. Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. The more junk you put up with, the more junk you are going…