• What happened to the dinosaurs...
    Forwards,  Jokes

    What happened to the dinosaurs….

    Text: “So all the evidence massively supports a theory of evolution that knits together everything we know about biology. However, as high school science students in the State of Louisiana, you are entitled to learn an alternative theory supported by no scientific evidence whatsoever! It goes like this. 5,700 years ago, a male deity created the heavens and earth and all life on it in six days… Unfortunately, he didn’t like his own handwork, so god created genocide and drowned everyoen on earth except the family of Noah, a 600-year-old man who was charged with saving animals…” A student interrupts Mr. Stiller, asking him to stop. Siller concludes… “Almost done,…

  • Forwards,  Jokes

    How to score a perfect 100% on your exam

    Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the  page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half Q8. If you throw a blue stone into the red sea what it will become? * It will simply become wet Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?…

  • Forwards,  Jokes

    How to break bad news !

    The husband’s on a week long business trip and gets a call from his wife: W: “Hello, sweetheart!”H: “Ah yes, darling, I’m busy. Is there a problem?”W: “Um, I  just called to tell you that the parrot died”H: “My parrot? Dead? The one that won the competition?”W: “That’s the one.”H: “Damn ! That’s a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. Ohwell…How did he die? “W: “From eating rotten meat.”H: “Rotten meat? Where did he get rotten meat?”W: “He ate the meat of one of the dead horses.”H: “Dead horses? What dead horses?”W: “Why, those pure breed ones that you had. They died from all that work pulling…

  • Forwards,  Jokes

    22 Points to Ponder

    [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! [4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash. [5] A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms. [6] Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. [7] Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever…

  • Forwards,  Fun Stuff,  Jokes

    If they had a cow…

    INFOSYSism You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking. WIPROism GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk. SATYAMism You have a cow. You have its milk. But don’t know what to do with it! DELLism Intel has a Goat.. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow’s milk. IBMism You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen. MICROSOFTism You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.…

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