If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…. does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with? If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men? I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks? Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive? As income tax time approaches, did you…
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Questions about Australia?
Don’t know how far this is true… but, it sure is fun reading! The questions below about Australia, are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour. Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK). A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking. Q: I want to walk…
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Sex or Internet? Which would you choose?
According to the survey by Harris Interactive, 46% of the women surveyed and 30% of the men surveyed said that they would abstain from sex over a two week period than lose access to their internet! View detailed results
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The Financial Christmas Carol
Considering the “cheery” spirit this year, top financial consultants have composed a new Christmas carol below. To be sung to the tune of “Santa Claus is coming to Town” You’d better watch out You’d better not cry You’d better keep cash I’m telling you why: Recession is coming to town. It’s hitting you once, It’s hitting you twice It doesn’t care if you’ve been careful and wise Recession is coming to town It’s worthless if you’ve got shares It’s worthless if you’ve got bonds It’s safe when you’ve got cash in hand So keep cash for goodness sake, HEY You’d better watch out You’d better not cry You’d better keep…
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Long Hair
A young boy had just gotten his driver’s permit and enquired of his father, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we’ll talk about the car.” Well, the boy thought about that for a moment, and settle for the offer, and they agreed on it. After about six weeks they went in to the study, where his father said, “Son, I’ve been real proud. You’ve brought your grades up, and I’ve observed that you have been studying…
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Christmas and New Year bash at Cheth Studios
With over 50,000 Entrecard Credits, tonnes of ad spots and a few special prizes, Christmas has come early at Cheth Studios. Prizes: #1 (15,000 EC credits, $5 , Ad Spaces, Blog consulting) 5000 EC Credits worth $30 sponsored by: chethstudios 3000 EC Credits worth $18 sponsored by:anshuldudeja 2000 EC Credits worth $6 sponsored by: dwaynereaves.com 2000 EC Credits worth $6 sponsored by:sweetprettynaughty 1500 EC Credits worth $9 sponsored by:seeknomore 1500 EC Credits worth $6 sponsored by:nestingbuddy $5 sponsored by: It’s My Party and The Fashop Blog consulting by: sitegorge 468 x 60 ad spot for 6 months at broodonline 125
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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Part 2
After Twinkle Twinkle Litter Star by kids, this video gives you a total remix of the rhyme that we learnt while growing up!
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Performance Reports
1. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity. 3. I would not allow this employee to breed. 4. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won’t be. 5. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. 6. When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there. 7. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle. 8. This young lady has delusions…
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How to beat Odds
Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country. The problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she hated flying. No matter how safe people told her it was, she was always worried that someone would have a bomb on the plane. She read books about how safe it was and listened to the stewardess demonstrate all the safety features. But she still worried herself silly every time a visit was coming up. Finally, the family decided that maybe if she saw the statistics she’d be convinced. So they sent her to a friend of the family who…
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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
This definitely is really cute. Watch as some kids recite some of our favourite poems. If you can’t see the video above, you can view the same here.
