• Forwards,  Jokes,  Quotes

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    How many times we have heard this question. Here could be a few plausible opinions on the same: BARACK OBAMA : The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change ! The chicken wanted change ! JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. HILLARY CLINTON : When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One! that every chicken in this country gets the chance it…

  • Forwards,  Fun Stuff,  Jokes,  Quotes

    George Carlin’s Views on Aging

    Are these George Carlin‘s views on aging? All you old people out there, are they true? Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than 10 years old, you’re so excited about aging that you think in fractions. ‘How old are you?’ ‘I’m four and a half!’ You’re never thirty-six and a half. You’re four and a half, going on five! That’s the key You get into your teens, now they can’t hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. ‘How old are you?’ ‘I’m gonna be 16!’ You…

  • Forwards,  Quotes

    Chanakya’s Quotes … the bitter truth?

    “A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first.” “Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.” “The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody! It will destroy you.” “There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no Friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth.” “Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions – Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead.” “As soon as the fear approaches near,…

  • Fun Stuff,  Jokes,  Quotes

    To the Women on Women’s Day

    This one is on special request… A woman came out of man’s rib… not from his feet to be walked on, not from his head to be superior over but from his side to be equal, under the arm to be protected and next to the heart to be loved… If these words were ever considered LIFE WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL FOR WOMEN.. All the best in your efforts to make this world a better place.. specially for GOD’s gift to MAN… WOMAN Now on a lighter note, the same person also sent me some permission forms. Well, it’s Women’s Day and I think they are apt. Download Permission Slips [~26KB].…

  • Forwards,  Quotes

    Life

    As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn’t supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it’s harder every time. You’ll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You’ll fight with your best friend. You’ll blame a new love for things an old one did. You’ll cry because time is passing too fast, and you’ll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you’ve never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you’ll never…

  • Quotes

    Never explain

    Never explain — your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway. – Elbert Hubbard US author (1856 – 1915)

  • Quotes

    About Work

    Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment. – Robert Benchley US actor, author, & humorist (1889 – 1945)

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