Are these George Carlin‘s views on aging? All you old people out there, are they true? Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than 10 years old, you’re so excited about aging that you think in fractions. ‘How old …
“A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first.” “Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.” “The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody! It will destroy you.” “There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no …
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn’t supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it’s harder every time. You’ll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You’ll fight with your best friend. …
Never explain — your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway. – Elbert Hubbard US author (1856 – 1915)
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment. – Robert Benchley US actor, author, & humorist (1889 – 1945)
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