- If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
- Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield.
- Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
- The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
- A closed mouth gathers no foot.
- There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
- Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.
- Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
- Never miss a good chance to shut up.
- Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Sarcasm II
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Haha! 1,3,7 & 9 are particularly true. And I laughed out loud at 3, brilliant!
Frankly, most of these make absolute sense in a way. I loved 1,3 and 8..
Great post! I particularly liked these:
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Both I can say from experience are very true, and unfortunately for myself (and a lot of people) learnt the hard way..
vis a vis #6… you know what they say: Happy wife, happy life! 🙂
Third chapter is really good. Especially it consider of women.