[Movie Review] Noah (or maybe no! ah!)
I saw the promos of Noah and decided it was a movie that was definitely worth watching. And I was wrong. If you’ve read the story… Read More »[Movie Review] Noah (or maybe no! ah!)
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24 Church Bulletin Board Bloopers!
Announcements in church are a part and parcel of the church experience. Not to mention people clamouring outside the church bulletin board to read the… Read More »24 Church Bulletin Board Bloopers!
The Children’s Bible in a Nutshell
In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, ‘The Lord thy God is one, but I think He must be a lot older than that.
Anyway, God said, ‘Give me a light!’ and someone did.
Then God made the world..
He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren’t embarrassed because mirrors hadn’t been invented yet.
Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Aden.
Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn’t have cars.
Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel.
Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something.
One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but they said they would have to take a rain check.Read More »The Children’s Bible in a Nutshell
Long Hair
A young boy had just gotten his driver’s permit and enquired of his father, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father… Read More »Long Hair
Code Words among Catholics
AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN: Your receipt for attending Mass. CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the… Read More »Code Words among Catholics
Sunday School Funnies
STORY OF ELIJAH The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how… Read More »Sunday School Funnies
The Bible in the 21st Century
The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning … cold. The Ten Commandments would actually be only five … double-spaced and written in… Read More »The Bible in the 21st Century
Smiles from the Bible
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q. Who was… Read More »Smiles from the Bible
Is work a curse?
Came home really frustrated from work today. Not frustrated with what I do but with how much I am supposed to do. I don’t think… Read More »Is work a curse?