[Movie Review] Noah (or maybe no! ah!)
I saw the promos of Noah and decided it was a movie that was definitely worth watching. And I was wrong. If you’ve read the story… Read More »[Movie Review] Noah (or maybe no! ah!)
I saw the promos of Noah and decided it was a movie that was definitely worth watching. And I was wrong. If you’ve read the story… Read More »[Movie Review] Noah (or maybe no! ah!)
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In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, ‘The Lord thy God is one, but I think He must be a lot older than that.
Anyway, God said, ‘Give me a light!’ and someone did.
Then God made the world..
He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren’t embarrassed because mirrors hadn’t been invented yet.
Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Aden.
Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn’t have cars.
Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel.
Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something.
One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but they said they would have to take a rain check.Read More »The Children’s Bible in a Nutshell
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