Dilbert One Liners – Quotes that make you go hmmm…
They may not even be from Dilbert, but these are one liners that sure set those rusted wheels up there in motion! 1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen. 2. A friend in need is a pest…
Ajay on the Road called Life
Pages, Places, and Ponderings
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Questions about Australia?
Don’t know how far this is true… but, it sure is fun reading! The questions below about Australia, are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website…
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A young boy had just gotten his driver’s permit and enquired of his father, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up from a C…
George Carlin’s Views on Aging
Are these George Carlin‘s views on aging? All you old people out there, are they true? Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than…
42 phrases a lexophile would love
1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2. Police were called to a day care, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was…
Tendjewberrymud…
It’s amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation… Read aloud for best results. “Tendjewberrymud” Be warned, you’re going to find yourself talking “funny” for a while after reading this. The following is a telephone…
If you Study, you will Fail!
Story of an Atheist
An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself: “What majestic trees!” “What powerful rivers!” “What beautiful animals!” As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look.…
English is a Funny Language – Part II
If you enjoyed my previous post on English, then I’m sure this is going to tickle your linguistic buds. English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.…