Top 10 Signs You’re Burnt Out
I guess this joke gives you a good idea how I feel! 10 – You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” 9 – Your friends call to ask how you’ve been, and you immediately scream, “Get off my…
Ajay on the Road called Life
Blogging, WordPress and Life
Ajay on the Road called Life
Blogging, WordPress and Life
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Murphy’s Laws
Murphy’s Laws of Computing : 1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete. 3. The first place to look…
For programmers…
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. – Rice Cook
Some Murphy’s Laws
Don’t we really hate this guy? Yet another email I received that is worth sharing. Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. The more junk you put up with, the more junk you are going…
Top 20 Signs That You’ve Been Online Too Long
Well, it is scary coz I can identify myself with some of these :O How about you? Tech Support calls you for help. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL." You watch TV with the closed…
It’s all about $10
Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the Midwest and had been married for years. Bob had always wanted to go flying. The desire deepened each time a barnstormer flew into town to offer rides. Bob would…
Marriage anyone?
This is a set of jokes that I keep receiving through email time and time again and they make me laugh everytime I read them. It must be old for you too. But here goes…. Every man should get married…
It’s Time To Turn Off Your Computer When…
…You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom, but stop to check your e-mail first. …You name your children Eudora, AOL and Dotcom. …You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling as if you…
Diary: His & Hers
This is an old mail which a pal sent me again today. Thought I should post something funny since it’s been a while, so here goes: HER DIARY I asked him what was wrong – he said, “Nothing.” I asked…