• Sainsbury's supermarket, Greenwich
    Fun Stuff,  Jokes

    The Letter from Sainsbury’s

    After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Sainsbury’s. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Sainsbury’s… Dear Mrs. D’Souza, Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behaviour and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. D’Souza, are listed below and are “documented by our video surveillance cameras”: 1.…

  • Yeh Des Hai Mera

    Dear Terrorist…

    Received two forwards with this letter. It very well could be a real letter from any Mumbaikar to the persons responsible for the bombings yesterday. Dear Terrorist, Even if you are not reading this we don’t care. Time and again you tried to disturb us and disrupt our life – killing innocent civilians by planting bombs in trains, buses and cars. You have tried hard to bring death and destruction, cause panic and fear and create communal disharmony but every time you were disgustingly unsuccessful. Do you know how we pass our life in Mumbai? How much it takes for us to earn that single rupee? If you wanted to…

  • Blogging

    Newsletter Added

    Especially since I released my plugins and hacks, I have been toying with the idea of having a newsletter for updates for a while now. Finally got down to realizing it now. Didn’t take long to find txtList, which uses a text file to store the email addresses. It seems to be rather highly rated on HotScripts, so decided to install it. Having tested it out a bit, I feel it can be tweaked a bit to fit better into my site. I have the subscribed, confirm and unsubscribed pages working. Will work to get the error pages running as well…. soon….. Oh.. and I do hope people sign up…

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