• Forwards,  Jokes,  Quotes

    Quotes in British Newspapers

    Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, ‘We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It’s possible Mr. Purdey has been charged for the gas used up during the explosion that destroyed his house.’ (The Daily Telegraph) Police reveal that a woman arrested for shoplifting had a whole salami in her underwear. When asked why, she said it was because she was missing her Italian boyfriend. (The Manchester Evening News) Irish police are being handicapped in a search for a stolen van, because they cannot issue a description. It’s a Special Branch vehicle…

  • College,  Personal

    Room 103 – All Placed!

    Those of you following me on Twitter would have seen a status message that read: Room 103 is the first room in college to get placed. Akshat and me were place by November 25 and late last Thursday night, we got the good news that Aditya too was placed. In fact he’s got an excellent job with one of the highest salaries in campus 🙂 And, we are a hungry group. So, we booked a cab on Friday night and headed out to Stone Water Grill in Koregoan Park. This was recommended to us by a friend and it was a first visit to the place. Turned out to be…

  • Personal

    Happy Birthday to Me!

    On August 16 around 9.35am, a young woman gave birth to a tubby baby boy. The boy is no longer a baby nor tubby but a young handsome man of twenty-six (OK! I am a narcissus 🙂 ) My grandmother gave me the well preserved notification in the newspaper on which my grandfather had neatly written the time of my birth. Somethings last forever 😀 It reads: D’Souza – To Pamela and Lancy a bonny boy on 16th August at Mandar Hospital. Grandson to Wilfred|Agnes and Stanny|Winnie D’Silva Happy birthday to me!

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