Tag Jokes

Top 10 Signs You’re Burnt Out

I guess this joke gives you a good idea how I feel! 10 – You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” 9 – Your friends call to ask how you’ve been, and you immediately scream, “Get off my…

Murphy’s Laws

Murphy’s Laws of Computing : 1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete. 3. The first place to look…

For programmers…

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. – Rice Cook

Some Murphy’s Laws

Don’t we really hate this guy? Yet another email I received that is worth sharing. Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. The more junk you put up with, the more junk you are going…

It’s all about $10

Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the Midwest and had been married for years. Bob had always wanted to go flying. The desire deepened each time a barnstormer flew into town to offer rides. Bob would…

Marriage anyone?

This is a set of jokes that I keep receiving through email time and time again and they make me laugh everytime I read them. It must be old for you too. But here goes…. Every man should get married…

Diary: His & Hers

This is an old mail which a pal sent me again today. Thought I should post something funny since it’s been a while, so here goes: HER DIARY I asked him what was wrong – he said, “Nothing.” I asked…