Watt Knott – A conversation in confusion
Came across this joke in my inbox that I had forwarded by self back in 2004. Couldn’t help posting it. Read on and enjoy! Enjoy… Read More »Watt Knott – A conversation in confusion
Jokes
Effective Signboards
Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was… Read More »Effective Signboards
Confucius says… and other jokes
Confucius says War do not determine who right; war determine who left If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient Man who keep… Read More »Confucius says… and other jokes
The Letter from Sainsbury’s
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Sainsbury’s. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred… Read More »The Letter from Sainsbury’s
You know you are living in 2012 when…
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of… Read More »You know you are living in 2012 when…
26 things you probably didn’t know you didn’t know!
Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. Coca-Cola was originally green. It is impossible to lick your elbow. The State… Read More »26 things you probably didn’t know you didn’t know!
The banking crisis explained…
Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove… Read More »The banking crisis explained…
20 points about Mumbai
Bombay has no bombs and is a harbour not a bay. Churchgate has neither a church nor a gate. It is a railway station. There… Read More »20 points about Mumbai
What happened to the dinosaurs….
Text: “So all the evidence massively supports a theory of evolution that knits together everything we know about biology. However, as high school science students… Read More »What happened to the dinosaurs….
How to score a perfect 100% on your exam
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the … Read More »How to score a perfect 100% on your exam