Category Jokes

For programmers…

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. – Rice Cook

Some Murphy’s Laws

Don’t we really hate this guy? Yet another email I received that is worth sharing. Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. The more junk you put up with, the more junk you are going…

It’s all about $10

Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the Midwest and had been married for years. Bob had always wanted to go flying. The desire deepened each time a barnstormer flew into town to offer rides. Bob would…

Marriage anyone?

This is a set of jokes that I keep receiving through email time and time again and they make me laugh everytime I read them. It must be old for you too. But here goes…. Every man should get married…

Diary: His & Hers

This is an old mail which a pal sent me again today. Thought I should post something funny since it’s been a while, so here goes: HER DIARY I asked him what was wrong – he said, “Nothing.” I asked…

Some Christmas Jokes

Christmas is coming! Here are some jokes to liven up the spirit. Picked these up from DistantHelp Forums, where I am a moderator. What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues ! Father…

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