Confucius says War do not determine who right; war determine who left If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient Man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants He who run in front of car get tired; He who run behind get exhausted Don’t run after man who steal garden gate; He …
Cool One Liners If you’re too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience. I’m on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people. Never try to drown your troubles… Especially if he can swim. …
Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale……. Cheap……. …. no strings attached. Ad In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight … One Lung At A Time! On a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives they will look for you. When I Read About The …
Did you like the post And you thought English was easy? Well, here is Part III in the series English is a Funny Language. Read Part I and Part II. Before further ado… here’s some more phrases a lexophile would love: A seamstress, and a sewer, fell down into a sewer line. After a number …
A list of actual(?) announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers… 1. ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I know you’re all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you’ll want to cross over …
They may not even be from Dilbert, but these are one liners that sure set those rusted wheels up there in motion! 1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen. 2. A friend in need is a pest indeed. 3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. 4. Work is fine …
Dilbert One Liners – Quotes that make you go hmmm… Read More »
1. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity. 3. I would not allow this employee to breed. 4. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won’t …
Are these George Carlin‘s views on aging? All you old people out there, are they true? Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than 10 years old, you’re so excited about aging that you think in fractions. ‘How old …
“A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first.” “Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.” “The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody! It will destroy you.” “There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no …
Never explain — your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway. – Elbert Hubbard US author (1856 – 1915)
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