Confucius says… and other jokes
Confucius says War do not determine who right; war determine who left If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient Man who keep… Read More »Confucius says… and other jokes
Quotes
25 Beautiful Short Phrases
Cool One Liners If you’re too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience. I’m on a seafood diet. Every time I… Read More »25 Beautiful Short Phrases
Signs of the Time
Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale……. Cheap……. …. no strings attached. Ad In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight …… Read More »Signs of the Time
English is a Funny Language – Part III
Did you like the post And you thought English was easy? Well, here is Part III in the series English is a Funny Language. Read… Read More »English is a Funny Language – Part III
Quotes in British Newspapers
Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, ‘We agree it was… Read More »Quotes in British Newspapers
Announcements on the London Tube train
A list of actual(?) announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers… 1. ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay… Read More »Announcements on the London Tube train
Dilbert One Liners – Quotes that make you go hmmm…
They may not even be from Dilbert, but these are one liners that sure set those rusted wheels up there in motion! 1. I say… Read More »Dilbert One Liners – Quotes that make you go hmmm…
Performance Reports
1. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. His men would follow him anywhere, but only… Read More »Performance Reports
George Carlin’s Views on Aging
Are these George Carlin‘s views on aging? All you old people out there, are they true? Do you realize that the only time in our… Read More »George Carlin’s Views on Aging
Chanakya’s Quotes … the bitter truth?
“A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first.” “Even if a snake is not poisonous,… Read More »Chanakya’s Quotes … the bitter truth?