Came across this joke in my inbox that I had forwarded by self back in 2004. Couldn’t help posting it. Read on and enjoy! Enjoy this terrific confusing conversation of William Knott and Mr Watt. “Who’s calling?” was the answer to the telephone. “Watt.” “What is your name, please?” “Watt’s my name.” “That’s what I asked you. What’s your name?” “That’s what I told you. Watt’s my name.” A long pause, and then from Watt, “Is this James Brown?” “No, this is Knott.” “Please tell me your name.” “Will Knott.” YOU LEFT THE TALKERS AT A POINT WHERE THEY WERE TOTALLY CONFUSED,READ THE REST OF WHAT HAPPENED… “Why not?” “Huh? What…
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Effective Signboards
Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day Farmer John called the sheriff’s office and said, “You’ve got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens.” “What do you want me to do?” asked the sheriff. “I don’t care, just do something about those crazy drivers!” So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a…
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Simple Summer Workouts
A few weeks back we purchased an elliptical cross trainer from Decathlon. The idea definitely isn’t to get into perfect shape, but to definitely get into some shape that isn’t round! If you don’t have an exercise machine, there are other simple options to exercise at home an in your area. Came across this infographic that highlights a few workouts that you can do to get yourself into some sort of shape. All the best! Via: Spectrum Clubs
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The Letter from Sainsbury’s
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Sainsbury’s. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Sainsbury’s… Dear Mrs. D’Souza, Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behaviour and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. D’Souza, are listed below and are “documented by our video surveillance cameras”: 1.…
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The banking crisis explained…
Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey’s died.’ Paddy replied, ‘Well then just give me my money back.’ The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I’ve already spent it.’ Paddy said, ‘OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.’ The farmer asked, ‘What are you going to do with him?’ Paddy said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’ The farmer said, ‘You can’t raffle a dead donkey!’ Paddy said, ‘Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s…
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20 points about Mumbai
Bombay has no bombs and is a harbour not a bay. Churchgate has neither a church nor a gate. It is a railway station. There is no darkness in Andheri. Lalbaag is neither red nor a garden. No king ever stayed at Kings Circle .. Nor did Queen Victoria stay at Victoria Terminus.. Photo by Joe Ravi under CC-BY-SA 3.0 license Nor is there any princess at Princess Street .. Lower Parel is at the same level as Parel There are no marines or sailors at Marine Lines. The Mahalaxmi temple is at Haji Ali not at Mahalaxmi. There are no pigs traded at Dukar bazaar. Teen bati is a…
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Yesterday’s alphabet vs. today’s alphabet
When I was a kid getting on my two feet and learning the English alphabet, we learnt it using our ever familiar objects… The process hasn’t changed today itself. Just the objects… And, at least A still stands for Apple!
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Hitler and the UK travel chaos
If you’re sitting in London right now, as I am, you’ll identify with Hitler in this video.
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12 funny 12 Days of Christmas versions + 2 extras
If you don’t know why there are 12 Days of Christmas, then you should first read this article. But, this has been one of my favourite Christmas carols forever. So, in no particular order: The Indian way
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7×13=28
If you thought your math was good, you’d better think again…
