Watt Knott – A conversation in confusion
Came across this joke in my inbox that I had forwarded by self back in 2004. Couldn’t help posting it. Read on and enjoy! Enjoy… Read More »Watt Knott – A conversation in confusion
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If they had a cow…
INFOSYSism You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for… Read More »If they had a cow…
24 Church Bulletin Board Bloopers!
Announcements in church are a part and parcel of the church experience. Not to mention people clamouring outside the church bulletin board to read the… Read More »24 Church Bulletin Board Bloopers!
Cool “Out of Office” replies
I haven’t tried any of these when I went on leave. Chances are I won’t be. 1: I am currently out at a job interview… Read More »Cool “Out of Office” replies
25 Beautiful Short Phrases
Cool One Liners If you’re too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience. I’m on a seafood diet. Every time I… Read More »25 Beautiful Short Phrases
Quotes in British Newspapers
Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, ‘We agree it was… Read More »Quotes in British Newspapers
Announcements on the London Tube train
A list of actual(?) announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers… 1. ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay… Read More »Announcements on the London Tube train
The Children’s Bible in a Nutshell
In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, ‘The Lord thy God is one, but I think He must be a lot older than that.
Anyway, God said, ‘Give me a light!’ and someone did.
Then God made the world..
He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren’t embarrassed because mirrors hadn’t been invented yet.
Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Aden.
Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn’t have cars.
Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel.
Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something.
One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but they said they would have to take a rain check.Read More »The Children’s Bible in a Nutshell
And you thought English was easy!
Got this forward about the English language. We will begin with a box, and the plural is boxes.. But the plural of ox became oxen… Read More »And you thought English was easy!
She was so blonde…
No offence to anyone, but this is so funny! She was Soooooooo Blonde * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She thought General… Read More »She was so blonde…