Life and Death

Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room, talking about life… In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.

I said to her: Darling never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I’d much rather die’.

My wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me… and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the bar and threw away all my whisky, rum, gin, vodka and the beer in the fridge…

I ALMOST DIED!!

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2 thoughts on “Life and Death”

  1. You never told us before that you got married, Although I have been on a hiatus and haven’t read your blog for a long time. Congratulations on the wedding.

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