Sarcasm II
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything. Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. The quickest way to double your money is to fold…
Pages, Places, and Ponderings
Pages, Places, and Ponderings
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything. Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. The quickest way to double your money is to fold…
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. The journey of a thousand…
You are a Mangy if….. 1. You desperately try to pass off as a Goan unless you are in the majority. 2. Sunday morning breakfast has to be “neer dosa” 3. Konkani is never spoken, always sung. 4. You’re always…
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out and went to see his Rabbi about it. “I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, it cost me a fortune to…
The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning … cold. The Ten Commandments would actually be only five … double-spaced and written in a large font. A new edition would be published every two years in order to…
Received this cartoon from the Mouse.
The hard-worked Geek finally decided to pull himself away from his work and take a vacation. He booked a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life –at least for a while. Caught in a hurricane his…
Understanding Engineers – Take One Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when One said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday, Minding my own business, when…