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Jan 31 / Ajay

I have a Question

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea….
does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?

If it’s true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

What hair color do they put on the
driver’s licenses of bald men?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks,
so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

Is it true that you never really learn to swear until
you learn to drive?

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice:
When you put the two words ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together, it spells
‘THEIRS‘?

Got any other questions? Comment below

 

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4 Comments

  1. Abhishek / Feb 1 2009

    If it?s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

  2. Kristof / Feb 1 2009

    If everybody is unique we have one thing in common. How can we be unique then?

  3. Cornelia Moore / Feb 1 2009

    I like Steven Wright’s question: “If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?”

  4. Sania / Feb 2 2009

    Your question is funny…

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