I have a Question

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea….
does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?

If it’s true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

What hair color do they put on the
driver’s licenses of bald men?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks,
so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

Is it true that you never really learn to swear until
you learn to drive?

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice:
When you put the two words ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together, it spells
THEIRS‘?

Got any other questions? Comment below

This entry was posted in Forwards, Fun Stuff, Jokes

4 Responses



%d bloggers like this: