Pages, Places, and Ponderings
Pages, Places, and Ponderings
A list of actual(?) announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers… 1. ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I know you’re all dying to get home, unless, of course, you…
In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, ‘The Lord thy God is one, but I think He must be a lot older than that. Anyway, God said,…
Got this forward about the English language. We will begin with a box, and the plural is boxes.. But the plural of ox became oxen not oxes, One fowl is a goose, and two are called geese. Yet, the plural…
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that?s in the side that?s in goes out, and when he?s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he?s out. When they…
No offence to anyone, but this is so funny! She was Soooooooo Blonde * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She thought General Motors was in the army. * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.…
They may not even be from Dilbert, but these are one liners that sure set those rusted wheels up there in motion! 1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen. 2. A friend in need is a pest…
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…. does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with? If it’s true that we are…
Don’t know how far this is true… but, it sure is fun reading! The questions below about Australia, are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website…
Considering the “cheery” spirit this year, top financial consultants have composed a new Christmas carol below. To be sung to the tune of “Santa Claus is coming to Town” You’d better watch out You’d better not cry You’d better keep…
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