Category Jokes

Announcements on the London Tube train

A list of actual(?) announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers… 1. ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I know you’re all dying to get home, unless, of course, you…

The Rules of Cricket

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that?s in the side that?s in goes out, and when he?s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he?s out. When they…

She was so blonde…

No offence to anyone, but this is so funny! She was Soooooooo Blonde * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She thought General Motors was in the army. * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.…

I have a Question

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…. does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with? If it’s true that we are…

Questions about Australia?

The Sydney Opera House viewed from the water with the city skyline behind (Australia)

Don’t know how far this is true… but, it sure is fun reading! The questions below about Australia, are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website…

The Financial Christmas Carol

Considering the “cheery” spirit this year, top financial consultants have composed a new Christmas carol below. To be sung to the tune of “Santa Claus is coming to Town” You’d better watch out You’d better not cry You’d better keep…

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