The Flat Tire
One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH (Institute of Mental Health) He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down. When he was…
Ajay on the Road called Life
Pages, Places, and Ponderings
Ajay on the Road called Life
Pages, Places, and Ponderings
Category Jokes
Computer Terms
State-of-the- art: Any computer you can’t afford. Obsolete: Any computer you own. Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the- art computer to become obsolete. G3: Apple’s new Macs that make you say, “Gee, it’s three times faster than the…
Cool “Out of Office” replies
I haven’t tried any of these when I went on leave. Chances are I won’t be. 1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position . 2: I?m…
Who is Jesus?
My good friend Sparx has maintained a steady stream of good emails. Here’s the latest one: There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother 2. He liked Gospel 3. He didn’t get a fair…
English at its worst!
=========================================== “Wind is running..open the window and let the air force come in” =========================================== Teacher asked one of his student when he was cooking… Teacher: Son, what are you constructing? Student: Sir, i am building food =========================================== Principal to student?”…
Life and Death
Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room, talking about life… In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying. I said to her: Darling never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent…
25 Beautiful Short Phrases
Cool One Liners If you’re too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience. I’m on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a…
Signs of the Time
Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale……. Cheap……. …. no strings attached. Ad In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight … One Lung At A Time! On a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. The more The…
English is a Funny Language – Part III
Did you like the post And you thought English was easy? Well, here is Part III in the series English is a Funny Language. Read Part I and Part II. Before further ado… here’s some more phrases a lexophile would…