Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and. They start arguing about who’s right.
You are in KOLKATA
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That’s MUMBAI
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.
That’s DELHI
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are in AMRITSAR
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn’t stop b’cos of a bug in the program.
That’s BANGALORE
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that “AMMA” doesn’t like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That’s CHENNAI
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being friends.
You are in GOA
Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea-stall & a thattukada (dhaba)…
U R NOW IN KERALA
I am also from Kerala. You are right and all of the people in the crowd have mobile phones and they will never call the Police…They just watch the show.
I am from Kerala and I can say that you are wrong about Kerala. Atleast 3 people will set up shop if there is a crowd 😉
Quite right about Kolkata, Mumbai and Delhi, others I am not aware of. In short of all the cities Delhi is the worst and Goa takes the cake. 🙂
I am sure that the scenario wont end with peace being made, in chennai. The 50 more persons arriving makes more sense now-a-days 😀
Very accurate about Goans! They will drink your booze, verbally and poignantely abuse you and then shake your hands too. That’s harmony, all in balance!
I will keep this as a reference while visiting these places (except Mumbai where I am) to anticipate the result beforehand and keep me in gaining situation.
For Kerala please let me know what things from Mumbai will sell there instantly, I will remember to take that with me in 50 or more nos.