Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and. They start arguing about who’s right.
You are in KOLKATA
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That’s MUMBAI
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are in AMRITSAR
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn’t stop b’cos of a bug in the program.
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that “AMMA” doesn’t like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being friends.
You are in GOA
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea-stall & a thattukada (dhaba)…
U R NOW IN KERALA
I am also from Kerala. You are right and all of the people in the crowd have mobile phones and they will never call the Police…They just watch the show.
I am from Kerala and I can say that you are wrong about Kerala. Atleast 3 people will set up shop if there is a crowd 😉
Quite right about Kolkata, Mumbai and Delhi, others I am not aware of. In short of all the cities Delhi is the worst and Goa takes the cake. 🙂
I am sure that the scenario wont end with peace being made, in chennai. The 50 more persons arriving makes more sense now-a-days 😀
Very accurate about Goans! They will drink your booze, verbally and poignantely abuse you and then shake your hands too. That’s harmony, all in balance!
I will keep this as a reference while visiting these places (except Mumbai where I am) to anticipate the result beforehand and keep me in gaining situation.
For Kerala please let me know what things from Mumbai will sell there instantly, I will remember to take that with me in 50 or more nos.
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