Want to learn Mumbai Hindi?

So have you decided to move to Mumbai? Or maybe you just want to talk the talk.

Read on and learn…

English: There’s a minor problem
Hindi: Arre yaar, “Waanda” ho gaya

English: There’s a big problem
Hindi: Arre yaar, “Zol” ho gaya

English: There’s a huge problem
Hindi: Arre yaar, “Raada” ho gaya

English: You’ll be surprised .
Hindi: Ekdam “Hill” jayega tu

English: I am going out of this place
Hindi: Chal apun “Kaltii” marta hai.

English: Don’t make a fool of others
Hindi: Dekh, Tu “Shendi” mat laga sabko

English: Just get out of here, you oversmart fool!!
Hindi: Chal e Shaaane, “Hawa” aan de

English: I am not a stupid out here
Hindi: Apun kya “ALIBAUG” se nahi aaya

English: There’s some misunderstanding
Hindi: Arre kuch “Galat Faimili” ho gayi

English: Do u drink daily?
Hindi: Tu kya roz “FULL TO” hota hai?

English: See, You are afraid..
Hindi: Dekh , teri to “FAT” gayi

English: Shall I just bash u?
Hindi: Ek Du kya “Kharcha Pani” ?

English: Just take him into a secret place
Hindi: Use jara “Khopche” me leke ja

English: What a beautiful lady !!
Hindi: Kya “Zakaas Item” hai yaar!!

English: What a sensuous/unexplainably sexy lady!!
Hindi: Kya “Raapchik Maal / Piece” hai yaar!!

English: Don’t just bluff.. OK?
Hindi: E Jyaada “RAAG” mat de..

English: Ya.. she is staring at u.. buddy!!!
Hindi: Kya sahi “LINE” deti hai “Bhiduu”!!

English: Don’t take much tension..
Hindi: Jyaada “LOAD” nahi leneka kya??

English: Your clothes are very awkward!!
Hindi: Kya “ZAGMAG / DHINKCHAAK” pehna tune?

English: I don’t care about it much..!!
Hindi: Abe yaar , “Hata Saawan Ki Ghata”

English: Please don’t overbore me..
Hindi: Jyaada “PAKAA” mat be tu

English: All this must be done without anyone’s notice
Hindi: Sab kaam “SUUMDI” me hona chahiye. kya?

This post was meant as a joke. Most of Mumbai doesn’t speak Hindi like this.

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